Countdown Girl - A female that looks good from a distance, but her appearance becomes progressively worse upon approach.
"I thought she was hot, but she ended up being a Countdown Girl."
"What do you mean a countdown girl?"
"I thought she was a 10, but as I was walking up to her she turned into a 9...8...7...6..."
*Hysterical Laughter*
"What do you mean a countdown girl?"
"I thought she was a 10, but as I was walking up to her she turned into a 9...8...7...6..."
*Hysterical Laughter*
by Dee Wayne December 7, 2009
Get the Countdown Girl mug.A grammatical interjection originating from the Piedmontese language (or dialect) native to northwestern Italy and, in particular, the province of Piedmont. The word is usually uttered as a benign expletive, and indicated in English writing with an exclamation mark.
There is no literal translation to other languages from Piedmontese (It: Piemontèis) simply because it is an expletive used to convey a sense of startled astonishment or wonder, sometimes with an undertone of slight concern. Likewise, there is no derogatory or complimentary meaning or connotation assigned to the word.
The word first came to be widely recognised when the Italian car maker, Lamborghini, introduced it's prototype of the Lamborghini Countach to the world at the 1971 Geneva Motor Show.
There is no literal translation to other languages from Piedmontese (It: Piemontèis) simply because it is an expletive used to convey a sense of startled astonishment or wonder, sometimes with an undertone of slight concern. Likewise, there is no derogatory or complimentary meaning or connotation assigned to the word.
The word first came to be widely recognised when the Italian car maker, Lamborghini, introduced it's prototype of the Lamborghini Countach to the world at the 1971 Geneva Motor Show.
by DannChic January 20, 2015
Get the Countach mug.Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.
A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.
by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004
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Get the counterpertuitive mug.To accuse someone of something after they accuse you of something. To offer up a courter accusation.
Bill "dude you wore that shirt two days ago, and it sucks!"
Jeb "Yo Dude, you keep track of my clothing and have an 'eye for fashion'"
Jerry "woah Bill just got countercused "
Jeb "Yo Dude, you keep track of my clothing and have an 'eye for fashion'"
Jerry "woah Bill just got countercused "
by Tep-dawg October 2, 2007
Get the countercuse mug.When one is getting humped unintentionally by another and then decides to turn the tables by humping back, thus freaking out the original humper.
First Dude- "SURPRISE! I'm so humping you right now!"
Second Dude- "WTF! Well how about THIS!"
First Dude- "O SHIT! I'm being counter-humped!"
Second Dude- "WTF! Well how about THIS!"
First Dude- "O SHIT! I'm being counter-humped!"
by Love Syrup June 6, 2009
Get the Counter-Hump mug.Over-The-Counter Hipsters also Cashier Hipsters who rely on their own income. Commonly found behind or "over-the-counter" as the cashier at Beacon's Closet, Ozzies, etc. Usually wearing something they may have found while on the job at Beacon's Closet. Most often found a cranky mess because they can no longer rely on their parents for money and must do it themselves, therefore, they become an Over-The-Counter or Cashier Hipster.
Beacon's Closet customer: Excuse me, I'd like to try on this funky and unusual dress shirt. Could you hold my other items here at the counter or should I bring them into the dressing room with me?
Over-The-Counter Hipster: I don't know, i'm too tired from having to make my own income and not rely on my parents for my money to make a decision like this. *adjusts thick-framed glasses* I'm going to go on my break now and be nonchalant with my Hipster friends at Ozzie's Coffee Shop.
Over-The-Counter Hipster: I don't know, i'm too tired from having to make my own income and not rely on my parents for my money to make a decision like this. *adjusts thick-framed glasses* I'm going to go on my break now and be nonchalant with my Hipster friends at Ozzie's Coffee Shop.
by Madeleine Gruder May 27, 2009
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