put on your condoms

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

by Alley L October 17, 2008

Condomize

To be thrifty with condom use; to use it multiple times.

"I only have one condom left and no money for the next week. It's time to tighten my belt and condomize."

by Ricks Real February 9, 2013

Condomsation

Noun: when K-Mart is having a secial on condoms, and its just a huge sensation

Bro, are you gonna hit up the condomsation this weekend? There bout to be some fine ass bitches in there looking for dick.

by TnG'sBitch April 25, 2011

condomsrusredux

One badass motherfucker

FOO DONT MESS WIT KONDOMZzZ.

by EEEVIL Condomz March 12, 2004

condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013

Conorism

When your friend manages to fuck up what they're saying so badly that it becomes a joke in the group of friends

"Don't say stupid things that are wrong"
"Does a horse with 400 horsepower have the same speed as 400 horses?"

"Well, that was a definite Conorism."

by DuskShores June 26, 2015

condomost

Getting the most out if your condom by putting it inside out and rinsing out after use for next time

I condomost to get the most out of this dick bros with the least risk of babies up in this bitch. Because I'm on a budget...

by TheUltraChrist February 5, 2018