(Noun) A campfessional is one of those classic camp activities in which male counselor x and female counselor y, while never previously friends, randomly pour out their hearts to one another on a given night until the wee hours of the morning. They may have never been friends before, and they may not continue to be friends following said deed, but for that night they open up about just about anything.
by mikemem February 13, 2008
Get the Campfessional mug.When you give another guy a handjob, thinking that's how you do a Dutch Rudder. It's a fucking common mistake.
Guy 1: Dutch Rudder! Dutch Rudder!
Guy 2: Yo! Stop touching my dick, dude!
Guy 1: Isn't this how you do a Dutch Rudder?
Guy 2: You have to move my arm when I grab my cock, you vagine!
Guy 1: So what did I do?
Guy 2: A...a Comfort Rudder!
Guy 1: Fail
Guy 2: Yo! Stop touching my dick, dude!
Guy 1: Isn't this how you do a Dutch Rudder?
Guy 2: You have to move my arm when I grab my cock, you vagine!
Guy 1: So what did I do?
Guy 2: A...a Comfort Rudder!
Guy 1: Fail
by Cumfirst October 8, 2009
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by Tyley May 2, 2010
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1. when someone is so comfortable that any slight disturbance will set them off in anger or annoyance
adjective
1. when someone is so comfortable that any slight disturbance will set them off in anger or annoyance
"He's so comfirritable right now that I wouldn't disturb him unless you want to get punched in the face."
by Xafron November 1, 2014
Get the Comfirritable mug.Someone whose only goal in life is comfort. Slightly reclusive, works as hard as they need to be comfortable in life. Only concerned with the well being of themselves and their immediate family. (Most often a functional stoner)
I would rather be a comfortist than a celebrity.
by EBAHallyD October 26, 2017
Get the comfortist mug.A derivative term first used by the editing scholar and founder of T3C, to show his confusion and lack of understanding of a basic task, but can also be used to show one's displeasure to sonar due to its negative impact on the environment
by Mekie People October 27, 2017
Get the comfiening mug.1. Crush (a soft or squishy foodstuff, traditionally bees) with the teeth, making a loud but muffled smushing
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