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compersion

The act of living vicariously though one of your own girl/boyfriends because they chose to abandon you and spend quality-time with someone else. It is widely believed "compersion" is a self-preservation technique developed by individuals that self-identify as polyamorous.
Jack has developed a keen sense of compersion to maintain his sanity after his girlfriend Jill, went to shag her other boyfriend John.
by Karbowiak October 17, 2009
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obsessive compulsive disorder

Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.
Ah, all my vinyls are arranged from A to Z...WHO THE FUCK PUT PINK FLOYD IN THE Z's?!!!"
by Sai Wolf June 4, 2005
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Compulsive Lopper

That person who always feels the need to top anything and everything someone else might have or done while being a compulsive liar about it all.
Lori: Have you met Niole?

Lynn: The compulsive lopper Nicole, or the nice one?
by Lynn V June 18, 2008
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compervert

Compervert: a person who gets a sexual pleasure from the joyful sexual experiences of others. Related to compersion.
My husband got laid last night and I couldn't stop fantasizing about it because I'm a huge compervert.
by mbmIX January 2, 2012
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Compulsive lol disorder

The over use of the acronym "lol" or "laugh out loud" multiple times in a message or text. Often people who have the condition are not aware of the disorder until diagnosed by a friend, or they read back through the message list and self diagnose it themselves with it.
Friend "Hey what's up?"

you "Nothing much just tidying lol"

Friend "I was just watching that video of that guy on the internet, so funny!"

you "I know lol, I was up watching it last night till late lol. Km really tired now too lol"

Friend "I think you've got compulsive lol disorder..."

you "really? Lol"

Friend "read what your saying..."

you "Oh..."
by silverfin2805 June 13, 2013
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COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD) is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have.
COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others.
by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 16, 2017
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Compulsive Sorry Disorder

(CSD) Compulsive Sorry Disorder is a disorder where you say sorry any time someone says they did something wrong
you sure say sorry alot.
sorry, i have compulsive sorry disorder
by kasualties December 18, 2021
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