A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.
by JD203 September 11, 2019
Get the Facebook commando mug.Unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.
Ever since I got this telecommute development position, I've been able to go suburban commando without arrest!
by naijalak April 1, 2009
Get the Suburban Commando mug.Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.
by Nate MF Dizzy January 16, 2009
Get the Canadian Commando mug.Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...
by jazrowjo August 3, 2009
Get the Commando wank mug.Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.
by RinaC March 23, 2012
Get the Curtain Commando mug.Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.
by Maddog May 22, 2004
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