commodity literature

Any form of writting with the sole intention of generating money, usually by exploiting current social and or market trends.

Commodity literature;
Tween novels, ie Twightlight series, Harry Potter series
Romance novel, ie anything with Fabio Lanzoni featured on the cover

by Eric shoemem January 10, 2012

Commodeaholic

—Someone who spends too much time in the bathroom.

Hey John, hurry up in there; don’t be such a commodeaholic.

by gloopey1 August 3, 2017

Comodoey

What an English as a second language FOB foreigner writes instead of “commodity” while intoxicated.

My friend is a hot comodoey. You should totally ask her out.

by GoochSlayer69 September 3, 2018

codmouth

cod mouth is a lesbian or group of lesbians who go down on each other then speak afterwards with dirty cod breath

"eww shut up you codmouth"

"your breathing your codmouth down my neck thank you*

by lubedude September 17, 2018

Commodity Currency

A commodity currency is a currency that moves in a correlated step with the global price of primary commodities due to certain countries’ dependency on the export of raw materials for income.

The commodities include minerals like gold, copper, iron, coal, energy products such as oil and gas, precious metals, produced products like milk, etc.

Ben: "I wish we never went off the gold standard, we should've kept the dollar as a commodity currency."

Bob: "Hurr durr, a private institute managed by unelected people manipulating the economy through the use of fiat money is a great thing!!!"

(Bob is referring the the central bank of America.)

by Minarchistic August 17, 2021

CosmoDate

A pre-arranged sexual encounter, usually planned via coded text or email message and typically taking place at the sender's house, apartment, etc.

Considered less casual than zipless, less complicated than fwb, more intimate than a one night stand.

'I was at Lisa's last Saturday and read an article in December's Cosmo that made me think of you.'

CosmoDate - December, 12th month = Midnight. Saturday. 'I want you to come over Saturday at midnight.'

January = 1 A.M., etc.

by eXNYGal October 11, 2021

Commodore Nelson

fat dude

Help, I cant lift Commodore Nelson, he's too overweight!

by Beausky March 3, 2022