cock monster

Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.

Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!

cock monster by John and Derek June 22, 2006

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cockmonger

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

cockmonger by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003

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cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'

cockmeister by 'if you can't pronouse this then you are a fucki July 31, 2003

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cockmaster

Cockmaster can be used to describe either a male or female whom is known to give oral pleasure to a male

Jenny is a cockmaster, she has sucked so many guys cocks.

cockmaster by Simon K May 16, 2006

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cockmaster

one who knows the ways of the sacred 'cock' to which all men are blessed unless u have the chinese curse then u are deifnitely on gods shit list and will never ever get laid. also one who is of the being of tony the tonester or harold the fuck in the ass or hal the queer master of anal sex with multiple men at the same time. a cockmaster is like eerie lemon juice pouring out of a reindeer's nutsack at 10:41 east coast standard time.

i HAVE BIG TITTIES, YES FLAPPY I HAVE BIG BAZOONS!!! I GUESS IM GONNA GET ANAL SEXED UP TONY TONESTER O SHIT PISS FUCK I BETTER RUN TO SAVE MY NOOOTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

cockmaster by PENISgroper6969696969 January 10, 2005

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cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

cockmonger by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008

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cockmaster

A shorty who can get down at an afterparty by giving service to all the niggas.

She's a cockmaster, and she can toss a mean salad.

cockmaster by Bushmaster August 10, 2004