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cement gums

when your dental hygiene resembles Brett Kavanaugh's
jesus fucking christ Tim have you brushed lately? cuz you have visible brown teeth and cement gums
by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018
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cement mixer

A foul, disgusting, horrible, drink made of a shot of lime juice and another shot of Bailey's Irish Cream.

You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.

Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.

They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.

Better choices can be found in the tags below.
The cement mixer: even more of a painful experience than Tequila slammers or chartreuse.
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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clementine

One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me
A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.

Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse
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Canadian Cement Mixer

The act of spreading a person's ass cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open anus. Epoxy is then applied to the cheeks and held closed until dry.
"Oh man, check out my butt! I just got a Canadian Cement Mixer from Marco!"
by Ross224 January 20, 2009
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San clemente

A small beach town where many underage kids decide to abuse marajuana, alcohol, xanax, and even sometimes coke. Ya ik, we get lit. We've the hoeiest hoes & the broiest bros. We also roll a lot of backwoods "HELL FUCKING YEAH BROTHER, ESKETITTT, SEND ITTTT"
Damn bro lets go to San Clemente & ride dirt bikes & drink beer at t.
by Yourbitchonmydick August 3, 2017
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Clement

Clement is super hardworking and studies all day. He is a high achiever and strives towards excellence.

Although Clement is already very smart, he is a very competitive person, so he sometimes studies too hard and overworks himself. Clement should relax more and take breaks in between studying times.

Clement is really bad at Pool but he still enjoys playing it. But it's okay, because he is good at other things like badminton and tennis.

Clement is nice to everyone he meets and never judges people by their cover. He sees the positive side of people and does not badmouth others.

Clement is a good friend - he is always there for you especially in times of need, and cheers you up when you are sad. He will always be there to encourge you and support you, and he will always try to find time for you.

Anyone would be lucky to have someone like Clement in their lives.
"Who's that person over there"
"That's Clement, the best didi in the world"
by meimeii April 10, 2019
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cement kiss

used to describe an especially hard hit or body check during a full contact sport, in particular roller derby.
Phoenix: Are you limping?
Siren: Yea, I got a cement kiss from Candi yesterday during the game.
by etselec March 16, 2008
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