Creeping Death

Ninjas...definately ninjas

NINJA creep up on you and impale your head on their sword. One ear to the other = Creeping Death

by Deathstriker6666 May 13, 2006

creeping jesus

someone who drives slow

"that amateur driver in the nissan sentra is such a creeping jesus; she's drivin like 5 miles a hour"

by Big Brown May 21, 2007

creeping

The act of pulling into a driveway at night, your car angled so your headlights shine in the house, either in the bedroom, living room or kitchen, and honking your horn and blinking your lights in an extremely obnoxious manner. Usually ends up with the homeowner very pissed off.

Annie: "There's nothing to do tonight, do you have any ideas?"

Todd: "We should totally go creeping again, those 2 ladies got super pissed and ran outside"

Annie: "Yeah, creeping sounds good to me"

by octazooka December 9, 2008

Creeping Charlie

An act performed while 2, or more, people are having sex, where one person sticks 1, or more finger(s) in and/or around the other's asshole.

Jenny was riding my dick the other night while I reached around to her ass and gave that hoe a Creeping Charlie.

by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

creeping thumb-all syndrome

Severe pain in the thumb of each hand due to texting with hand-held devices that can send and receive email. This condition will creep up on the user over time and cause reduced motion of the thumbs. In severe cases, the user may loose the ability to communicate.

Bummer, I can barely text anymore as my creeping thumb-all syndrome has damaged my thumb joints.

by HughB March 21, 2008

Creeping Jesus

It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...

stalker

"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."

by Bree Rose January 2, 2009

Greek Creeping

Greek creeping is in reference to the Greek system found on many college campuses. The Greek system most commonly includes fraternity and sorority chapters. The act of Greek Creeping is where non-college students (typically high school aged) will drive or walk through a university's Greek row (neighborhood/street of fraternity and/or sorority houses) to observe and be entertained by the activities and behaviors of the college students that may either be; walking outside, entering, leaving or inside the Greek houses. These activities and behaviors being observed, more often than not, are related to the consumption of alcohol, the act of partying and/or displaying very visible signs of drunkenness--all of which are rather entertaining to observe from an outsider's point of view.

Individuals engaging in the act of Greek creeping DO NOT engage in the activities that the college students (Greeks) are partaking in, as this would defeat the purpose of 'observing' them.

Greek creeping is most entertaining when done on 'party nights' (evenings of the week that are best known for parties by college students). The surest of these days are Friday and Saturday evenings, however on some college campuses certain majors get certain days off which allow for other evenings to be opportune for college parties as well.

Sam: "What should we do tonight?"
Karen: "I'm not feeling like spending any money for a movie or anything, lets go Greek creeping"
Sam: "Sounds good, we should walk by Alpha Delta Phi for sure, I hear they have awesome parties on thursdays"

by Zack J. Williams July 7, 2010