Post Rage Clarity

Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.

Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"

by bernardo_shrinks May 13, 2022

Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.

Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set

by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022

post makeout clarity

This is the exact same concept as post nut clarity however in this case it is after a makeout. You may feel a sense of rue afterwards.

Bro I got with the Schlokness monster last night but I got bad as post makeout clarity so I left.

by InnerPrawn March 19, 2023

Post SBC clarity

When you put your whole club into an sbc only to pull the most unusable card.

I just put my whole club into this icon pack and got fucking litmanen. I'm experiencing POST SBC CLARITY

by laudrup120 June 25, 2023

post-9/11 clarity

When the plane so fire that your steel beams buckle.

Man, things just haven't been the same since that day.
I know what you mean man, the world looks different with that post-9/11 clarity.

by CozyBanx September 16, 2023

post gut clarity

The shame you feel after eating something you shouldn’t have.

I ate that garlic butter bacon burger. What have I done? I’m having some real post gut clarity.

by obfuscatedinfo October 31, 2023

Post Nut Clarity

The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.

I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.

by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022