dead chopped

A way of saying “really ugly” in a way to hurt somebody’s feelings.

Friend: “Nah bro, I look good right now.”
Other friend: “Nah bro, I’m sorry to tell you but you’re dead chopped.”

by Chickenhead forest April 21, 2020

Chappelling

(verb) - Having anything and everything go wrong at the most inopportune of times. One may say that they're "really killing it right now, guys" or that "this is fine, everything is fine" when it is indeed the exact opposite.

You know you're Chappelling pretty hard when you go to start a timed quiz on your labtop for pharmacology and your charging cord lights on fire.

by TheERSlimShady October 5, 2016

Chippawa Chomper

Originated in Chippawa, a small, sketchy village located in the city of Niagara Falls Ontario. A Chippawa Chomper is a bong toke that mixes weed and chewing tobacco to gain both a head buzz and a high.

Kenny: "Did you hear Devan did a Chippawa Chomper?"
Alex: "What a fucking madman"

by Papa Jacob December 4, 2018

Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019

dave chappelle

A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it

Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"

by African Bombatta and th Zulu Nation January 2, 2006

you got me chopped

Another way of saying you got me fucked up

If you think Ima run a mile you got me chopped

by Yougotmechopped August 3, 2016

drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006