choomer

A person - usually male - who partakes in physical bonding by such means as cuddling, touching or mock-wrestling. Such actions are jocular and often done in high spirits, such as after a few drinks or in the sports changing rooms.

"That Tim is a real choomer - he keeps cuddling me.

by choomermark May 29, 2009

choomp

someone , who is so annoying they are almost as bad as rape Williams, basically you say this as u cant put how much you hate them into words

Sutton:"hey i heard what rape Williams did"
ivey:"you did aye "
Sutton:"yeah what a fucking choomp"

by slutton April 26, 2008

Choof

1. The male version of a queef.

2. when air passes through a dick

3. dick fart.

1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"

2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."

by ChoofAloof September 2, 2010

choof

A Cheezy poofda

Reece is a choof

by SAibo MaibO August 24, 2003

Choom

1. The loud crashing, whooshing sound made when water is thrown on a fire or something else which is very hot, also resulting in a large poof of steam.

2. Can also be used to describe any similar sound - kind of a POOF! or a WHOOMPH! type o' thing.

1. You know, Im thinkin o' makin some smores. Any o' youse gonna want so <CHOOM!!!> WOAH shit guys! I think the tide's comin in!

2. You know, Im thinkin o' makin some smores. Any o' youse gonna want so <CHOOM!!!> WOAH shit guys! My hand just exploded!

by Joolin December 29, 2007

choombies

Euphemism for male reproductive parts.

"Oogh, she kicked him in the choombies."

by Choombies July 1, 2014

Bangy Choom

The sex act of an M&M.

Bangy Choom!
Let's Bang Choom!
MMM

by King Nothing May 3, 2004