chomping Wonka

eating excessive amounts of chocolate

"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka"

by Oprah's vajayjay February 19, 2008

dick chomp

when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick

guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!

by wineandcheese August 14, 2009

choda chomper

a person who loves to lick and slobber on the choda (the skin between the scrotum and the anus ) while giving oral pleasure.

last night my girl licked me from my balls all the way to my asshole she's a certified choda chomper

by nino nino November 26, 2010

cock chomper

Cock Chomper: Anyone that chomps, bites, chews, nibbles, or otherwise gnaws on a man's genetalia. Also known as a Shlong Slurper or a Wang Whistler.

Ted: My wang hurts like hell.
Bill: What happened to it?
Ted: I found out that your girlfriend is a cock chomper.

by JSK8eRF January 8, 2005

chicken chomper

The characterization pertaining to or about the ignorant and lazy population infesting America and other parts of the civilized world commonly known as 'nigger.'

"Damn, look at that welfare line! That is a lot of motherfucking chicken chompers!"

or

"Hide your wallet Johnny, that chicken chomper has hungry eyes."

by The real and very white God January 9, 2010

Chomping at the bit

The uneducated, totally incorrect way to say champing at the bit

"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."

by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019

Donkey chomp

When you and a buddy are tag teaming a girl, one getting her from behind while the other getting a blowjob. The guy who is filling the young ladies back end then donkey punches her while your buddies cock is still in her mouth thus resulting in her biting the hell out of his dick.

My bro is so pissed at me because he had to go to the hospital after that slut we were tag teaming donkey chomped him last night.

by Brantera October 14, 2009