Chatsquatch

A very large, unattractive, female chatter that bears a striking resembalance to a sasquatch.

The pretty girls never instant message me, only the chatsquatches.

by AdrianBlack November 28, 2007

Chatstorm

Derived from the Fasttalk, the chatstorm originated through vodka-coffee consumption. The chatstorm can have many different definitions. It is when you talk very quickly, with no regard for what the other person is saying or doing. It can also be when you are able to persuade someone just by talking so fast that you confuse them, and they just agree to whatever you want. This usually entails getting girls into bed, back can be used for other things, like getting jobs or raises at work.

"I was giving this bitty the chatstorm for about 2 minutes before I convinced her to come to bed with me"

"The bouncer tried to tell me I couldn't bring my drink outside and was going to kick me out until I gave him my chatstorm. By the time I was done he was buying me drinks and helping me wheel girls."

"My prof didn't like my essay, but after my chatstorm he gave me an 80, LEGIT"

by chatstormer December 3, 2009

Chiise

Chiise, n/adj/verb/pronoun An all purpose word used in all situations for all sorts of things, often associated with cheese, it can be used effectively followed by '...' to confuse online users.

Chiise...

Fuck.. chiise...

Omichiise.

Wow, I like Chiise.

Chiise is good for you.

by Chiise November 17, 2004

fun chats

Fun chats between one person and another is used as an alternative phrase for 'sexting'.

"Yeah, me and your mum have fun chats"

by Shelf August 11, 2017

chiksa

A girl/woman from Latin America, typically a native spanish-speaker, who has attracted a Jewish man.

Word stems from the combining of the spanish word chica, meaning girl, and shiksa, meaning a Gentile woman who has attracted a Jewish man.

"Despite my mother insisting on me marrying a Jewish woman, as she herself is, I'm dating this lovely chiksa from Argentina."

by stnin December 9, 2008

chatspeak

A way to prove you don't use proper English. It is also known as Ch@+$p3@k.

Person 1: Hey guys!
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: What?
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Person 2: CHATSPEAK YOU IDIOT
Person 1:.....

by mack H July 2, 2007

chinsey

Always looking for a bargain. Will sacrifice quality for quantity. Can be used to describe a cheap looking item, or a cheap person. e.g. chintzy suit (badly made for example)

Jim: i'll sell you this suit for 50 bucks!
Dan: dude... dont be a chinsey bastard! thats only worth a couple dollars!

in this example we learn that jim is a chintz (adj. form of chinsey)

by x_hotpink January 3, 2005