Chufty

A combination of cubby, buff, and hefty used only to describe truly obease and horrid things.

Woah, I'd never date that heffer! She's chufty!

by new age tears March 9, 2004

chasty

1.Something which is not nice.

2.It can also be used for something which is good..

1.Ahhh that guys spots are so chasty

2. Ahh thatt jacket is pretty chasty!
yehhhh its sick

by SiMmOo March 23, 2008

crafty fag

When you sneak off two have a ciggarete at fammily ocations

tod: Dad where is uncle jerald.

Dad: he snuck of four a crafty fag.

Uncle jerald: Thats good shit

by rodam July 14, 2006

the crafty honky

a human of white colouring who intends to be overly crafty in all aspecs of life, including walking craftily through crowds of the queen's police force....

the crafty honky also uses overly crafty methods of obtaining sources of nicotine...

"who the fuck stole manz cigarettes?
must have been the crafty honky."

by jimmy jew March 18, 2007

crafty wenchism

The act of guilting someone into doing what you want them to do, often through the use of an ultimatum.

Steffi: I won't go to class if you keep me occupied for the next 3.5 hours.
Jess: Ok
Steffi: Well what are you gonna do to preoccupy me?
Jess: Umm....
Fay: Omg, crafty wenchism!

Also... Fay= crafty wench

*Credit must be given where credit is due... JPL <3

by Fayalicious Definition November 11, 2009

chatty coup

Modern derivations of "counting coup" include "chatty coup" in which the equivalent of touching and escaping unharmed is to engage your opponent in meaningless casual conversation, until they are helplessly trying unsuccessfully to extract themselves from the conversation, but are unable to do so.

I made the mistake of saying hello to Fred at the grocery store, he quickly had me in a chatty coup.

by Ear buster November 3, 2013

craftymatic

When you’re home sick in bed for several days and you start using pillows to create a DIY Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.

I used ever pillow in the house, including the dog beds, and I still can’t find a comfortable position for my DIY CRAFTYMatic bed.

by Zucchini the Chihuahua May 20, 2018