celibate

1.Unmarried or will not have sex for religeous reasons
2.Can be used as an insult

YEH well at least i get boys... its way better then being celibate like u, dearest!

by jessielake June 25, 2005

calibrate

to be hott;to cause an orgasm//sexual eruption

dayum, that picture calibrates me to a whole new level

by el enn June 25, 2008

Celebrate

Alternative word for masterbation.

When I get home from school I'm going to make sure nobody is home. Then I'm going to sit in my bedroom and celebrate!

by Spencer Holowell May 5, 2004

Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.

Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.

by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010

Face full of celebration

1. When a man ejaculates in someones face

George:
"Yo man I just gave Pedro a face full of celebration while he was sleeping, it was grimetastic..you had to be there."

by kbricks69 April 2, 2009

Celebrate

To celebrate yourself is the act of masturbation. You can celebrate other people as well.

"I've spent the last half hour in the back room celebrating me."

"I'm going to my room to celebrate myself."

"She celebrated me last night."

by __FourFingers January 25, 2009

Celebriate

To party for the sole purpose of becoming intoxicated. Combination of the words "celebrate" and "inebriate".

Variations:
Celebriation
Celebriatory

My brother found $10 walking home from work, so we bought a handle with it and celebriated this stroke of luck.

by ExperimentalFilm February 20, 2011