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Now that I'm doing something akin to stealing jokes I've changed my mind about the guys whose career I ruined. I'm such a great guy for doing it too.
Hym "I don't have any dialogue for this one soooo..... Carlos."
Carlos by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Carlos the guy that needs to shower carlos stinks and reeks of sweat and farts
carlos stinks
carlos by iloveme8392983 November 1, 2022
When are the Carlos' coming? My plants need some trimming.
Carlos by ittttt February 28, 2009
Hey Duran, did you see how Carlos was acting earlier? What a simp.
Carlos by Urnewmom March 11, 2020
A Carlos is someone from Oregon that goes to Puerto Rico because he wants to be part of a college track team. It's half Mexican but looks kind of Chinese. A Carlos is a gentleman, someone sincere, trusting, unselfish, mature, optimistic, serious, realistic, playful, hard-working, generous, friendly, open minded, caring, loyal guy. He is ambitious and motivates others. Carlos may not be the guy from the Magic Mike movie, but damn he's sexy. He has nice abs, muscles, sexy butt and legs. His skin is so soft you'll not want to stop touching it, hugging and cuddle with him. And his lips, oh boy! His lips are better than cushions. People say human isn't perfect, but Carlos is closer to perfection than anyone else could possibly be. Carlos is more than HOTNESS!! Carlos is AMAZING!! Carlos is not a chaser, is a keeper!!

tags: sexy, loving, sweet, cheezy, strong, funny
I would spend my whole life with him if he were Carlos.
CARLOS by AMO July 17, 2012