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waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.
Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.
by Devin Ray November 8, 2005
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Capper

One who "Capps"....Capping defined:

Capping is a term best used to describe the kind of business practice interviewers use to preserve their own job integrity while at the same time limiting the growth, potential and further expansion of talent in their respective job market. Capping is seen a lot here in Florida where many people exist with inferior educations and with unstable unproven industry backgrounds that make their way into hiring positions for large upcoming companies. The resulting effects are devastating as they prevent companies from acquiring new talent and experience that could no doubt increase their growth and potential.
An example of capping is when you go to an interview and it is clearly obvious that the person interviewing you is below you in experience, education and overall understanding of the job specifications for which they are doing the hiring for and as a result see you as a threat to their very existence and therefore do not wish to hire anyone smarter, more intelligent and/or better educated than they are and who possess more experience then they do.

Hey, the bitch who just interviewed me is a no good "Capper". She could tell I am smarter than her so she didn't hire me for fear I might steal her job.
by Senegal294 January 11, 2013
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crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.
If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.
by a66mack November 8, 2009
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Strawberry Crapper

A girl who's actions are disgusting, infringing on your personal rights, or with a sense of undeserved entitlement but forgivable because she is attractive. Mostly applies to eating your food or touching your belongings.
That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.
by Vetisthewicked August 27, 2010
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crapper app

A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.
Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."

Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"

Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."
by zackjmack September 2, 2013
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crapper can-can

The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.
Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...
by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014
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Sandbox crapper

A person who who enters a project you are working on and messes it up.
Bad news, we just got a sandbox crapper to help us get back on schedule.
by Coolish it is March 16, 2016
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