buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

Buttpits

When your pits or someone else's pits smell like a butt. Particularly nasty B.O.

Alex: Did you get a whiff of Josh's buttpits in the locker room after?

Shaun: No, but I can just imagine the stink.

by Marziba December 3, 2011

buttering a hotdog

When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.

dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina

That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.

by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011

buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.

"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"

by PashPartake January 31, 2012

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

buttritus

Detritus of the butt. As in, various leftover bits of whatever activity took place there recently. Can also refer to material left behind on a toilet seat

I hate using public toilets- there's always buttritus left on the back of the seat where someone misfired.

by MollsDeep October 19, 2013

Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016