Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Butterin

Splashing a shot in 2k. Could also be used in a sexual context: cumming on someone and rubbing it in

I’m butterin them hoes. No cap

by Go Bellevuaaaa December 28, 2020

Buttering Up

When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.

*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe

by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021

Buttering pancakes

To liquify things in acid, likely people.

Sorry I was muted for so long, I was busy buttering pancakes.

by anonymous May 26, 2022

buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.

Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again

by MisterTalia May 26, 2023

Butterandtoast

Butterandtoast is a youtuber that makes content for the people of youtube. He really enjoys doing it and is a personal favorite in many peole's hearts

Have you seen Butterandtoast's new video?

by FUR RICHTIGES OBDU LAUBS June 5, 2023