Bungee Jelquing is the act of letting yourself hang from your ceiling/elevated surface from an industrial grade bungee cord, wrapped around your penis tip. Doing this will effectively tear many segments of the shaft's tissue, causing your penis to grow back longer than before after healing.
Graham: Dude, I think bungee jelquing is paying off, i've gained four inches in the last year!
Sean: Oh man! I think I gotta try this bungee jelquing thing out for myself!
Sean: Oh man! I think I gotta try this bungee jelquing thing out for myself!
by sigmagoonmaxxer June 04, 2024
by Dancemon October 31, 2017
When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping
by It's RAW!!! January 20, 2022
It’s like committing suicide but knowing you’ll survive and then actually surviving and coming out of it as if you just escaped death.
by ArnoldVonTrumpZenegger October 07, 2019
by Dicky88 March 22, 2018
When a man and women both bungee jump off of a building one after the other, and the man slams his penis into the women's cavity while he's still going down and she is going up. The man is usually charge with murder because the women will die. The man will end up with a broken pelvis.
Jailbird 1: how did you end up in here
Jailbird 2: I Bungee-gungeed the misses
Jailbird 1: So that's why your balls are wrapped up like a f*cking mummy
Jailbird 2: I Bungee-gungeed the misses
Jailbird 1: So that's why your balls are wrapped up like a f*cking mummy
by Bungee gungeer July 20, 2014
The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
by Yes… April 20, 2022