Bluffin

Like it's brother, the "blumpkin", it is the art of recieving fellatio while attempting to evacuate one's bowels. Only the twist with the more mischevious Bluffin is that only flatulence is produced.

Connie: "Want a blumpkin baby?"
Josh: "I thought you'd never ask..."

*Connie initiates fillatio & prepares for the ladder*
Josh: "I don't think I can...I just farted, no product...It's a Bluffin baby..."
Connie: "Better luck next time!"

by Dracotic June 11, 2009

Bluffin' with my Muffin

When a skanky female lies about havin' a STD.

Male: Yo! My dick feels weird. I think that bitch was bluffin' with her muffin.

Female: Yo bitches! Last night I fucked a guy and now he has herpes! I totally am bluffin' with my muffin.

by Psychalike October 16, 2010

bluffin with my muffin

while clubbing attracting men and while they get erections in stage one of attracting them switching attention to another men. Easy way of making victims.

during the weekend Emma en Nathalie held bluffin with my muffin competition.

by daymelan July 17, 2009

bluffington

A drink (most often 32 oz.) popularized at the gas station/convenience store franchise, Quik Trip. The drink is 2/3 orange cream slushie and 1/3 Dr. Peppper. The actual ratio varies. A hoss Bluffington is the drink of the 44 oz. size or the 52 oz. size. The Bluffington was first made on a fateful night by the Sheriff; the name was developed by a russian madman, the Czar. It is enjoyed by all.

You wanna go get some Bluffingtons?
Yeah

by Murrell October 8, 2005

Buffin Top

The back fat that squeezes out the top of a too-tight bra or corset. Not to be confused with a muffin top.

"Hey, does this corset give me buffin top?" or, "Don't tie my corset too tight of I'll get a buffin top."

by buffintopnogood February 24, 2010

Bouffing

smoking weed the cool way.

Carrie, Em, Alex, and Peff, were bouffing in the garage after homecoming. (Badadada.. BOUF.)

by H4LfromCLUV October 3, 2010

Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.

I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.

by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009