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Breeding stock

Breeding stock refers to a female who has potential to make a D1 athlete. Men without the proper genetics (under 5’5” 140lbs) will elope with breeding stock in an attempt to have prospective D1 athlete offspring.

Minimum Requirements to be breeding stock- 5’10” 180lbs
“I want my kids to have a better chance at going D1 than I did”
“That’s easy bro just find you some breeding stock and they’ll be set”
by SVwbbm September 24, 2020
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Brooding

Really really wants to have a baby, a bad case of baby fever.
She watched that cute baby video and now she’s brooding
by Gigiiiiiiiiii October 25, 2020
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Broding

The act of throwing a heavyweight mattress (defining heavyweight as common spring mattresses usually 4-7kg in weight) at another being.
Usually reserved for usage specifically between males, propelling a mattress at a female is commonly frowned upon.
A friend may throw a mattress at another friend, therefor the act of 'Broding'.
or If one has performed the act in the past the word 'Brodied' is used.
by LewieRain July 24, 2011
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breeding ball

An imaginary pokeball in which pokemon and humans mate.
I like sex. You wanna get down in my breeding ball?
by embem June 20, 2008
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brooding

"Yo, Spencer u look like a twenty one pilots stan who forgot to take his laxatives."
"Nah man, im just brooding"
by aftercalore December 30, 2020
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Phantom Breeding

When you nut in your hand and let it dry so when you shake a girls hand, your nut gets on her hand so when she pleasures herself later that night there is a chance of her getting pregnant.
Guy 1: “I got my english teacher pregnant through phantom breeding.”

Guy 2: “LETS GOOOOO”

*both high five each other*
by Idrv64s October 6, 2021
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Breeding

When a guy nuts in his girl and gets her pregnant. The Act of Breeding. (Note: Breeding is the act of getting pregnant via sexual intercourse. You cannot breed an animal if said animal is on birth control)
Hey bro i just got done Breeding my girl and now we are going to have a kid.
by LordKurokage July 9, 2022
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