Craig Brooksed

The ability to get into a smashed state before the party/event starts and maintain this level for the entire event without any sign of a technicolour yawn. A defining factor to this exact skill is that it can be achieved in time periods that don't seem long enough justify getting this inebriated...

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: How did that guy get so Craig Brooksed?
Person 2: I have no idea, the exhibition only finished 30mins ago, and we've only had time to get changed ready for tonight...

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: How is he/she still going?
Person 2: I know they were Craig Brooksed when I got here...

by Toothless Stu December 19, 2011

Brookestone

A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.

We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!

by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010

Brookels

A silly little girl that everyone loves. She's often too sensitive and likes to act emo but behind her pouty little face, she's very happy. She's way cooler than everyone her age and will someday succeed into a wonderful, and smart young lady. Not to mention, she's super tall and has mad basketball skills.

"Is that another annoying midde school girl?!"
"No, thats a Brookels, which is way cooler than a middle school girl"

"I wish I could've been a Brookels when I was in middle school"

by The middle sister November 29, 2011

Booksecutioner

A Librarian who is good at weeding books from a library collection.

The librarian is a good booksecutioner and keeps their collection weeded and current

by tony1492 January 11, 2013

Broomsexual

Wanting to fuck brooms.

Hey im broomsexual, gonna go shove a broom up my ass now.

by TheLivingPotato123 August 2, 2016

Brookstead

Brookstead is a tiny shitty town in QLD Australia about 2 minutes out of Toowoomba. People from brookstead are usually found sticking there dick in a john deere tractor exhaust with a corn cobb up there ass.

Oh my god he has grease on his dick, he must be from Brookstead

by Brookstead August 17, 2020

brooksnook

brook ... brooksnook

fudgestars best friend 😃 hates nroth mace e dia 😢 SKOPJE 2014 AWESOME !!!!!!! sexing ??/😮 😮 😮

prseon one: Brooksnook 😃
person two : Brooksnook😃

by superawesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 5, 2020