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Broner

When Bros get boners talking about particularly broey things like autocross, craft beer, golf, football or the good ol' days of high school.
Anytime a dude gets excited while starting a sentence with "in high school" or talks about his football team - his broner is present.
by Number One Dick Sucker September 14, 2018
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A friend that you love but constantly dissapoints you.
Man I love fred but he keeps fucking up. Yeah what a fucking broner
by Xycomi December 20, 2018
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When your bud does something sick and It arouses the inner lad in you.
« Wow chad just drank 6 beers in a minute, I have the fattest broner right now! »
by Subtlydepressed January 9, 2019
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When a male has too much admiration or rather an obsession(infatuation) for a male friend. For example excessive talking about the bro, bragging on his behalf, over complementing of the bro, sees bro as a godlike figure. In the mind of the subject, the bro can and will be able to bag any girl he desires and win every fight he encounters.

Synonyms: man crush, bromance, its not gay unless you touch it, excessive hugs, ass slaps.
Bro 1: I fucked this 10 last night dude!
Bro 2: I wouldn't expect anything less from a GOD. (Bro 2 has a Broner for Bro 1 )
by Mike & Dirty G March 4, 2019
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A bro who enthusiastically flies drones non-professionally
Look at that broner taking pictures of his speedboat.
by Manderz With A Zee April 5, 2019
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When you cuddle your bro a little too hard, and give yourself a boner, except it's no homo. Broners are very powerful, so be careful, dude.
Man, is that an erection you got there, Kyle?

Lol no I'm not gay, it's just a broner.

Man, what a perfect opportunity! Can I give you a brojob?

Of course! No homo.
by Belicfan40004 September 1, 2019
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when your hanging out with the dudes and get a erection
Ha dude I have a rock hard broner
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon November 17, 2019
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