bristolized

Bristolized ~ Verb:

Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.

My car was bristolized in a fenderbender.

My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.

I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.

by lee trout August 25, 2006

bristol warriors

An Ice hockey team of gentlemen from in and around the bristol area

the best ice hockey team in the world bristol warriors

by ANDY FROM THE UK August 24, 2006

Bristol, CT

A suburban city located in Hartford County, CT. About 20 minutes from Hartford, poulation around 61,000. Bristol is know primarily as the home of ESPN, and also contains Lake Compounce, America's oldest still functioning theme park. "Bell City" and "Mum City" are are Bristol's nicknames. Atrractions include the Mum Festival, and an annual street fistval with a car show, as well as many parks.

Bristol, CT, is only 20 minutes from Hartford.

by Sicilian Toothpick August 21, 2011

bristol

When you f%#k up royally in life and get rewarded for it. Derived from Bristol Palin, a moron who turned an unplanned pregnancy into a career.

I beat up a homeless guy once, but a boxing manager saw it & I got a job! Totally bristoled that one!

by JMo1983 June 2, 2011

Bristol Rovers

The 'other' football team in Bristol, also known as 'the gas'. Also supported by wurzels

Oi be a gaaas 'ead. Oi be.

by black flag June 2, 2004

bristol

A small city which is divided over SW Virginia/NE Tennessee via State Street. It has a NASCAR track, and thus is the bane of many existences for a few weekends a year, because out of town race people are crazy drivers, rude customers and frequently drunk in public.

Residents frequently complain of there being nothing to do there, but this is only because they don't live in any of the surrounding towns.

Quit your bitching. Bristol is where Abingdonians go to have fun.

by maryla September 30, 2007

Bristol Grammar School

Wow. Where do I start? It is an institution of great toil and suffering, its halls guarded by a mythical beast known as The Berrington. Former pupils include:
*The guy who voiced Aragog in Harry Potter
*Someone in a Death Metal band

Innocent child: "I went to Bristol Grammar School today!"

Parent (drunkenly): "AAARGH!"

by EdmundBerrington247 December 28, 2010