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Brett

She is probably the most gorgeous person you will ever meet! She’s funny (even though she’s a total bitch to some people) don’t get her bad side because she is quite literally Satan when she’s angry. Over all she is nice when you don’t do anything to her. To any boy that dates a female Brett, don’t hurt or lose her. Either that will be the worst mistake of your life!
Boy 1: dude, do you see Brett?
Boy 2: who doesn’t?! She’s hot!
Girl: I know right, I envy her!
by Aha._im_broken July 9, 2018
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Brethew

The cutest fucking guy that you will ever met, and his hair is fucking amazing, and he's smile will make you melt.
You see that Brethew boy? Yeah, he makes this girl named Sam super ass happy.
by LittleSamIsHappy April 22, 2011
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Brett Osullivan

When you're feeling stingey so you shit in your girlfriends vagina before sex then pull out pre vinegar stroke and dump a load out bush.
My mate was going to take a load out to the tip and decided he'd buy a goon sack instead. Having spent his money and feeling frisky he decided to give his girlfriend a Brett Osullivan and dump two loads out bush at once
by lemon tea party February 6, 2015
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Brettkavanasty

A loss of ethics and physical boundaries around women and/or celebrity lookalikes due to consuming an excess of beer.
Watch out girls, he's had 20 beers and it looks like he is on his way to becoming brettkavanasty!
by LadyFlorenceCampbellBonnet October 4, 2018
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St. Breton's Day

Day to celebrate St. Breton, the Patron Saint of Dingies, Fritted Conch and Eclipsed Vision. Observed in the Caribbean Islands, most notably Grand Bahama.

Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A Eclipse beer – and another one!

Happy St Breton - If you’re enough lucky to be Caper, you’re lucky enough!

Greener's Cliffs and a Cold Eclipse - Cheers!

St. Breton's Day saying
Eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.

g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..

Food Traditions
Eclipse Battered Conch Fritters in Caper sauce. (Creamy Lemon and Capers)
Happy St. Breton's Day! Let's drink.
by JayDee Salinger January 19, 2015
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brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.
Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
by Koban December 11, 2009
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Brett

Absolute mad dog and uses cool words like nifty and kinky and will probably beat you in a basketball 1v1
Man Brett is really good at basketball what a kinky fella
by ilikefajitas04 June 10, 2018
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