*heavy breathing

When someone sees something that relates to something they like, so they start getting excited.

Picture of Urban Dictionary gets featured on iFunny : Urban Dictionary users *heavy breathing

by GoJasper on Youtube March 29, 2015

epic beating

a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".

Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

by mak2675 August 23, 2007

The Devil is Beating His Wife

When the sun is shining but it's raining at the same time.

Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!

by camilleq September 10, 2006

Breaking the Rhino

After a night of excessive drinking, when one's stomach finally gives in and the victim proceeds to shit all day. This can be caused by:

1)drunken munchies that lead to excessive consumption of food
2)more likely however, the excessive amount of alcohol, usually beer, creates wicked beer gas and causes massive diarrhea throughout the course of the day.

dude prom weekend, i played about 25 games of pong the first night, and the next morning my girlfriend walked in on me Breaking the Rhino so bad.

by odoylerulezzzz August 11, 2010

beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

breaking dawn

What is this "Breaking Dawn" you speak of? Fourth Twilight book?
No, the saga ended at Eclipse. There is no such thing as Renesmee, Bella's nasty hormones, or stuffing her face with eggs that Edward made for her on their unrealistic island in the sun, or Jacob becoming just as much of a pedophile as Edward is.
No.
Breaking Dawn never happened. It was just a bad dream people. Wake up now.

Last page of Eclipse:
"I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me...
but then I turned back around and forced that filthy bloodsucker to turn Bella into a vampire before he could knock her up so that little monster was never born, and then I hooked up with Leah. Happily ever after."
Breaking Dawn. Pssht.

by Uhhmm. No. January 11, 2009

stop breathing my air

Stop breathing my air is something you say to someone who is a complete waste of space. It is most commonly used when someone has said or done something unbelievably stupid.

Example:

"Yo, did you hear about that Hitler guy? Someone needs to stop him!"

(awkward silence)

"Stop breathing my air."

by fairytales December 28, 2007