Emergency Brake

When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.

"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!

by Denver Martini October 5, 2020

day brake

it means when you have a lot of things to do and you just stop and put everything on hold and take a nap instead.

I have to study for my chem final and I got over-due homework I have to finish. I'll just take a day brake .

by longingtruth May 16, 2014

J-brake

A sexual act similar to performing a raspberry on a belly button; but you do it on the brown eye or anus of your partner, then breath in with closed lips immitating the sound of a turbo similar to how a 18 wheeler or diesel vehicle performs.

I J-braked Amy last night and the turbo sucked so much air into her canyon she yelped

by Redneck97756 November 21, 2020

windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.

Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.

by gothfan20 September 12, 2012

brake tappy

the nube mf driving in front of you that won’t stop tapping on his damn brakes!

this dumbass in the car in front of me is going to make me do a drive by on his non driving, brake tappy ass!!#

by DLANIGER SIRROM January 19, 2019

Sack brake

Sack-brake...a non-anal invasive device that is strapped to ones genitals in order to stop sack swingage when plowing ass from behind

Man I was tearing that ass up so bad that my balls were swinging to and fro! It started to hurt so I had to wear a sack brake to help keep my balls still

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Braking the plane

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks sufficiently wide enough such that penal penetration occurs without skin to skin contact. This act carries no bearing on your sexual orientation.

Brice: Sam, you got pretty drunk last night
Sam: I wanted to know if I was ghey as fuck, but I ended up braking the plane.

by ATM spajshj May 8, 2020