Bachelor Salad

A Salad-on-a-budget that requires no plate to eat! A Bachelor Salad is created by lopping the top 2-3 inches of a head of lettuce off, creating a handy bowl. Simply pour the dressing of your choice into the "bowl," and chow-down.

See also Ramen Budget

My girlfriend is outta town, and there's naught but lettuce to eat. Bachelor Salad and Beer it is!

by icabod May 10, 2004

The Bachocalypse

The Mad Max-style wasteland that will become of the United States of America after the presidency of Michele Bachmann.

Lone Wanderer:"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."

Everyone else: "Goddamnit things were better before the Bachocalypse"

by The Ultimate Hustler January 26, 2011

bachelor basket

Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.

"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."

by H47 January 16, 2009

Bachem

alternative for saying son.

Others: did u get the joke man?

You: yeah bachem

by escme July 16, 2009

bachelor pad

A house or apartment where two single men or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and sex is usally involved.

Tom enjoys his new bachelor pad, last night he got two sexy blondes to cum over!

by Eyiad January 15, 2007

Bachelor Baby

A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.

Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.

by B. Hanback January 25, 2008

Randi Ka Bacha

A word commonly used in the language of Urdu and Hindi, Randi ka bacha means son of a whore or the equivalent to calling some ones mother a prostitute. This word is used in serious situations as well as just joking around with your friends. But be careful this word can be really offensive.

Matharchod Hannan randi ka bacha hai.

Tum kis ke bachay ho beta? Sab ko pata hai tum randi ke bachay ho maa ke loray.

by shutthefukupkidx October 24, 2019