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lil botch

lil botch is a term you call your friend via text message when they’re wrong and/or being annoying.
quit being a lil botch, he’s an asshole and you know it
by yeetskeet420 March 5, 2019
mugGet the lil botchmug.

Botched vasectomy

A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career
Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.

Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?

Yeah
by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021
mugGet the Botched vasectomymug.

Botch

When you want to install/create something but don't have the skill, time, or just don't care. So you use an ungodly amount of duct tape + the first thing your hands touch, with which you create something that even top scientists like Einstein wouldn't be able to explain and will make every engineer go into a primal rage.
Me: yo, so did you manage to get that truck horn into your Nissan Micra?
Friend: yea, I had to botch it in.
Me: Let's see how bad it is.
*Opens hood*
*Duct tape used to hold the horn motor, tube bent to fuck and the horn itself on the other side of the bumper. Loose wires everywhere. This creation would make even Satan feel fear*
by Norzka November 5, 2023
mugGet the Botchmug.

Fc Botched

A group of mentally underdeveloped soccer players who smell like shit
“Guys, who took a shit?”
“No one, FC Botched is Playing
by Bigdaddylover123 November 13, 2019
mugGet the Fc Botchedmug.

Botch

I wanna give you some botch

Or just

Botch
by Lugubrious March 14, 2022
mugGet the Botchmug.

botch

mine and kylas thing , a bitch but a nicer ways to say it and are little joke that everyone stole :)
i love you botch 🥺💞
by lucyyyy :) January 23, 2021
mugGet the botchmug.

giz-botch

giz-botch, gizbotch, giz botch
pronunciation: giz-bäCH

A device, gadget, gizmo, thing-a-ma-jig, doohickey, something-or-other, etc. too complex for mental comprehension

The term is generally used by the "annebriated", non-technically savvy individual while attempting to understand technology they already own while purchasing additional giz-botches.
"I have this giz-botch with 4 USB ports and a power supply ... is it safe to plug into my computer?"
"So this giz-botch will play DVDs?"
"There's a wire that plugs this giz-botch into my USB port already in the box?"
by techoyokel April 15, 2013
mugGet the giz-botchmug.

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