What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?

A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
“What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.

"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"

by 1x10 November 20, 2025

Diddy blud

A variation of the word “bro”.

What is this diddy blud doing on the calculator?

by Ferdinand IV November 30, 2025

Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Diddy ahh blud

A combination of words used by retards on Instagram reels and YouTube shorts to describe pedophiles and other assorted degenerates.

guy: I like kids
dumbass: diddy ahh blud ! :skullemoji:

by singularity22 February 26, 2025

blud washington

a person who is being a bad person

bro ur being a blud washington rn

by Glilblet March 21, 2025

blud

rethering to some one as a friend or lookin at them in aw

blud said the earth is flat

by min bin June 10, 2024

blud

Originally Jamaican slang for "friend," which was adopted by British speakers, the term is now used by internet dwellers of all nationalities in an ironic and passive-aggressive way.

"What is blud waffling about?"

by PixelPaul June 13, 2024