Blake

A somewhat common name for a male; witty, dangerously handsome, clever and trustworthy.

Blake is a real handsome devil.

by Ashley J. "Ash" Williams July 14, 2006

dirty blake

When you have to study and decide to shove the pen into your butt hole and begin writing.

My friends and I had a study date and we got bored so we decided to pull a dirty Blake.

by ChodeKitten September 13, 2017

blake theory

Blake Theory is the theory wherein the female gender acts as a herd and follow in specific directions in their respective professional occupations. For example, in the public accounting world, the following are bound to happen -
a) New hires are pretty split between males and females but most of the people in the first three years are males. Most seniors then end up being female. But then they taper off by the Manager level, and the top of the corporate ladder is male-heavy.
b) Females gravitate toward audit and stay in it because they do not have the courage to quit, and more importantly, love the power they get as seniors where they get to boss people around since this will not likely happen in their homes.

Blake Theory was theorized by one of the most imminent scholars of our generation. His or her whereabouts and details shall remain anonymous for fear of feminists around the world.

Person X: Man, that senior is nuts. She pushes people around all day and takes her work way too seriously, but then whines about it.
Person Y: Yea man, Blake Theory, that's what they do

by Elliott Spitzer March 17, 2008

Blakah

1. Having great taste in music,

2. The noise a gun makes when fired,

BLAKAH! whoah! did you hear that gunshot?!

by Blakahlicious March 15, 2009

blakelock bikers

a bunch of douche bags who ride around oakville on there "dirt jumpers", thinking mountain biking is the best fuckin sport ever even tho there's no mountains around them and they often go to the *skate park* and ride around snaking people not doing tricks besides "moto whips"

blakelock bikers
ginger fag: hey wanna go to shell?
minority fag: yah man i just learned how to ride of "t-bone yesterday
ginger fag: my god your amazing
skaters who walk by them: wow watta bunch of fag's

by big meetch November 17, 2010

The angry Blaker

The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D

OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner

Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.

by Radcool November 10, 2010

blake

blake is a really adorable guy. he's really sweet and his eyes are also adorable. he's usually a year younger than the girl of his dreams, but she will learn that dating him is ok. every girl is jealous of the girl dating blake.

"hey look its a blake! i want that boy!"
"hey thats my boyfriend!"
"girl, I'm jealous!"

by IJpoop August 23, 2012