shoot blanks

the inability to ejaculate semen due to various medical problems including unnecessary prostate surgery. technically its called retrograde ejaculation or dry orgasm. your semen is deposited into your bladder and you void it next pee. adequate sexual tension release and pleasure is diminished. this may be psychological but is also physiological

dude: when i jerk off and have an orgasm all i do is shoot blanks.
dude 2: how about when your banging a female?
dude: same thing
dude 2: how about when she's given you head.
dude:same....sigh

by ymouszanon August 29, 2013

blacks

1. A word used to describe african american people in the south. Sometimes used in a derogatory way.

2. Group of african american hoodlums in the south who are up to no good.

"Hey man, that club we went to last night was full of blacks, good thing we left early cause there ended up being a shooting and the place is closed down now!"

"Dude we went downtown to eat and there was nothing but blacks there, begging for money and looking for handouts!"

"Oh Karen, see those blacks over there? They are really making the area look so gross and crime ridden, lets call the cops so they will scatter like roaches."

by Buddy Boy Buck July 17, 2009

Blackso

A fucking nigger

Derek is a blackso

by Puerto Rican vlack August 30, 2018

blacksmith microphone

The act of nailing a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre to ones penis and setting it on fire.

"i gave myself a blacksmith microphone last night. never doing that again."

by cat stevensssssssss February 12, 2014

barkscrubbing

The act of taking delight in scrubbing your back against a tree.

Oh, look at that lovely bear barkscrubbing!
It itches so bad I'd barkscrub!

by Pavito December 10, 2014

Blackstaken

When one African-American is mistaken for another, for no reason other than both individuals being African-American.

"Officer, I'm a postal worker on the job, with a military ID. What are the chances that I'm the criminal you're looking for; you must be blackstaken."

by domc August 10, 2015

Barksmanship

Barksmanship is one's ability to bark (bs) on documents such as schoolwork or resumé.

"How did you do on the essay"
"I got 94 but I just bs'd it."
"You have superb barksmanship!"

by PSI_Thunder September 19, 2018