full bladder accident

When you had a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore and made you pee yourself

(didn't really happen):I was in the pool for a while and had to pee badly and my friend talked to me for a while and my bladder was bursting my legs were crossed and when my friend stopped talking I got up to use the bathroom and made it but my bladder just couldn't hold anymore and tried to hold long enough to use the toilet but I had a full bladder accident before I could use the bathroom and my bathing suit was soaked in pool water and my pee from my bladder.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber April 22, 2021

Biggest Bladder Award

When two males approach a urinal at about the same time, the person who pees longer gets the biggest bladder award.

I was in the bathroom the other day and I beat this guy and I got the biggest bladder award.

by xwhitefox October 9, 2009

poopchutes and bladders

Loosely based on the hit boardgame Chutes and Ladders. The object of this new board game from Porker Brothers is to land on as many spaces on the board that display a pile of steamy poo as possible in 15 moves. The winner of the game then gets to empty his/her bladder onto his unworthy opponents.

You better hope I dont win in our game of Poopchutes and Bladders tonight cuz Ive been drinking orange juice all day and havent pissed once!!

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

wine bladder

the condition resulting from the consumption of large quantities of wine causing the need for frequent urination.

Alex has terrible wine bladder this evening.

by Travis, Alex, and John April 6, 2006

mind over bladder

when one uses their mind to block out urinary needs. the most effective way for a male is by having an erection; thus the semen and urine wouldn't mingle.

I used mind over bladder when I had to take a leak during this awesome movie. I thought of doing that chick in front of me to help get me through the whole thing.

by AllabastorMaroe October 4, 2011

bliddle

The spit that gathers at the corner of someone's lips and hardens into a thick yellow crust.

"Hey, dude, um, I don't know how to tell you, but, um, the reason people aren't making out with you today is because you have a little bliddle in the corner of your mouth.

by Turd Smurf December 3, 2010

Change Bladders

To urinate, pee

Bitch drank so much it's time for her to change bladders

by Saabio January 21, 2015