Borker

An alternate term for a dog. Particularly one that barks often or occasionally.

Borkers bark and are fluffy.

by Stryk1r December 22, 2017

Bjonkies

(Bee-john-keehs)

-A term referring nothing in particular, mainly used to annoy Dave Mandibles. Although Dave says this word does not annoy him, it is slowly eating away at his soul because of the rage building inside him.

"Yo David, could you hand me those Bjonkies over there?"

"Those Bjonkies were off the hook at that party"

by Mr.Bjonkie May 7, 2010

Borkey

An absolutely awesome Irish/German with a great personality. Oh yeah, and they are funny

"OMG that guy is funny" "He must be a Borkey"

by jamminjive May 19, 2010

Börkism

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout subscriber of Börkism

by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018

Björn

The true image of a man.

He will fight anyone, even a small child, if they disrespect his friends. Can be very intimidating, but also as soft as a Teddy bear, once you get to know him. Definitely a good friend to have around, 10/10, will definitely help you get that one stupid jar on top of the highest shelf.

"Hey, have you seen Björn?"

"I saw him throwing a human shaped garbage bag into the river earlier this morning. I didn't ask any questions."

by Pterisactylus January 15, 2020

bjönk

Sound a Swedish goose makes - Commonly used by Keiy.

Keiy: bjönk

by The Drilla Alf September 2, 2020

Björnfitta

It´s a Swedish hat with fur on it. In English it means bear pussy. You often see it on Russian people but I think it's from Sweden.

Yoo check out that Björnfitta!!

Yooo!!

by Wunderbaum November 16, 2020