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Beckham is the sexiest most handsomest some charismatically super awesome guy. He does lie abt his penis length and his penis is 8 inches
Ryan 1: omg beckham just came to school!
Nicholas 1: OMG he is just so handsome!
by Beckhamngotheawesomeness November 3, 2023
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Beckham

Jamaican kid with free forms in Boston usually used to describe someone who plays madden a lot and doesn’t believe In showers
Dude what’s that smell it’s smells like Beckham!
by IBXNW April 14, 2024
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Beckham Shush

When a man is handsome but has a terrible voice. A woman will sit on his face so she can enjoy him while whispering "shhhhhh" and she doesn't have to hear him talk.
Bob is hot but I gave him a Beckham Shush so I don't have to hear his awful voice during sex.
by Astine October 27, 2025
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harper beckham

Harper Beckham - The cutest and kindest child on the whole world. Also the best of the Beckhams. Everyone loves her :)
Harper is so cute.
I love Harper Beckham.
by cutina February 22, 2017
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jack barkhamer

i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
what is she crying over this time? probably jack barkhamer
by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
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David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.
Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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Jordan Beckham Build

The Jordan Beckham build is the physique of TikTok influencer Jordan Beckham. She frequently sports a sun-kissed tan, adding to her vibrant and youthful appearance. She has a slim and athletic build. Overall, her look is characterized by her blonde highlights, tan, and athletic physique.
Oh wow that girl has the Jordan Beckham Build.
by Anthony Edwards1111111 August 20, 2024
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