BenDeck

Doobs; moron; guy overwhelmed by life.

He can't handle anything. He's a real bendeck.

by Stevofsky September 17, 2016

Bendasyuk

BENDASYUK: a Ukrainian man who has moved to North America. Long lost cousin of the Bendachuck. People may feel the urge to get a rainbow headband when around a Bendasyuk. They will often walk with their head down.

Look at that Bendasyuk over there, he must get all the men.

by C078Y June 25, 2018

bend the other cheek over

Much like "turning the other cheek", except you are getting fucked in the ass by a "friend" instead of merely backhanded.

"Auntie Jr. is a jerk, Mom ... I'm not gonna bend the other cheek over this time!"
When a "good Christian person" and their charity has become nothing more than a target and/or a mark; said "good Christian person" often tires of bending the other cheek over.

by AdriBear May 12, 2018

South Bend Gentlemen

The act of spitting on your hand before shoving it into a girl's ass.

I was nice about it and gave Becca a South Bend Gentlemen last night

by chyeaaaaaaaaa February 1, 2014

hetro bender

The ability to turn an otherwise "straight" person, making them gain a ticket for the gay bus for unspecified period of time.

have you met her? She's turned more woman than she's had hot dinners. She's a right hetro bender

by Sweeny the hetro bender todd April 21, 2016

yoyo bender

This is when a group of farmies who go into the yoyo comic con and rave over the best yoyo to ever exist. It is also a competition to see who can bend like the craziest yoyo. This is called the yoyo bender comp.

1:yo bro you seen this yoyo

2:ye bro its sick brotha, can you bend like that yoyo brotha, you can do the yoyo bender comp!
1:ye brotha, i'm slick

by bored-in-health January 20, 2020

Normal bedtime

Normal Bedtime: A rare and dying occurrence as one is not overtired for the coming school day. As self control is a rare occurrence in a teenager this breed of people capable of getting a good night's sleep is quickly dying.

Normal Bedtime
Person #1: Hey dude! I went to bed at 10 pm yesterday, it felt amazing!
Person #2: Oh sorry I didn't know you have no social life. *walks away awkwardly*

by thechosenone234 April 1, 2020