bedpresser

A heavy, lazy fellow
From Samuel Johnson's - History of The English Language

Prince Henry.. I'll be no longer guilty of this sin. This fanguine coward, this bedpresser, this horse-back-breaker, this huge hill of flesh, . , . .

from shakespeare, Henry IV Part I
Act 2 Scene 4

by suds and hymns April 20, 2011

Bedspring Symphony

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.

Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.

by jewoobs69 September 25, 2015

bedpanned

To be bedpanned is to have a horrible thing happen to you as being a bed pan would be equally horrible.

He got bedpanned by the car.

by Runwalk1 May 21, 2016

Bedpost Rammer

A person, most commonly a male, who thoroughly enjoys ramming his bed post in out of his asshole repeatedly for his own pleasure.

Man, John is such a bedpost rammer, you can just tell by how he walks every morning.

by kookmaster6969 April 19, 2017

bedon

When something is bare cute but u a roadman and don’t wanna day cute

“Oi nah blud that dog is a bedon”

by Bareyeet August 7, 2018

Beedophile.

Someone who is really really into bee keeping.

I have many bees, I'm a beedophile.

by MEMECHUEF April 29, 2019

betopia

super hot, apparently.

real (not clickbait)#8813: betopia is so hot
Betopia#5677: ok

by fameroi but on a diffrent acc July 26, 2022