bedpanned

To be bedpanned is to have a horrible thing happen to you as being a bed pan would be equally horrible.

He got bedpanned by the car.

by Runwalk1 May 21, 2016

bedpan

A specially shaped container for people who cannot leave their bed to defecate ('poop') or urinate ('pee') into. Bedpans are usually made of plastic or metal.

When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her bottom. Sally peed and pooped into the bedpan.

by Boris2 February 25, 2009

Bedpan

A specially shaped container for people who cannot leave their bed to defecate ('shit') or urinate ('piss') into. Bedpans are usually made of plastic or metal.

When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her ass. Sally pissed and shitted into the bedpan.

by Jerkmaster6996 May 26, 2016

Bedpan Boogie

When you dump in the bed after she's passed out and you leave.

Dude, I just did a bedpan boogie and left before she woke up.

by Poop George II November 2, 2008

Bedpans Inc.

Unofficial sponsor of WoW

who needs a toilet when there's Bedpans Inc.?

by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

mexican bedpan

empty beer can (bottle) or soda pop can.

after sex Honey hand me the mexican bedpan. I placed empty can just above the Knees after taking a leak I moved the warm can next to my La Jolla's put my smoke out said "sweet heart will you empty the can".

by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

bedpan community

A community made up almost exclusively of senior retirees.

Cape Coral, Florida is a bedpan community.

by zabazuve-ha December 26, 2007