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Bacon Bender

Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!
Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!
by lodsxu64 September 10, 2011
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fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.
the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.
by McCheesy November 1, 2003
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Bender Beat

A thumping, throbbing, relentless baseline accompanying some senseless hedonistic dance-tune. Several notes, often two notes an octave apart, are delivered rapidly with some sort of fruity studio effect to increase anal lust. Invented by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, but since borrowed by many artists to seriously camp up their already gay tunes. One can visualise several handlebar moustache homos wearing the shortest shorts grinding on the G-A-Y dance-floor, whose only intentions are of violating some young chicken’s bum-hole with their haggard length.
Hey Kenjamin, you coming down the gym for a guido workout?

No Clive, I just can't dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, I can't pump iron to that bender beat!
by surf biffin August 3, 2007
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Wendy's Bender

The acting out of the urge to go to the Wendy's drive-thru around 1130-1200 midnight and ordering a dozen Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, 3 Biggie Fries, Six 5-Piece Nuggets with Sweet N Sour Sauce, A Large Frosty, and 2 Biggie Cokes per person and proceeding to consume all of the said food in one sitting in the parking lot, all the while throwing the wrappers and containers out your window so the workers (or birds) have to clean up your mess. Usually preceded by smoking a ton of pot while driving around on a friday or saturday night. Very popular in Southeastern MA.
Alex: "Oh man, I'm fucking baked...let's make it a Wendy's Bender tonight!!!"

Gerry: "Fuck yeh!!! And let's let those poor underpaid workers clean up all our sandwich wrappers off the ground hahaha!!!"
by Noizehed August 30, 2006
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Budder

Budder has been lab tested by Dr. Paul Hornby to be 99.7% THC.
Budder which is below 90% THC would no longer be classed as budder.
Budder was invented by the 'BudderKing' in Vancouver (Canada).

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Tips and techniques for smoking Budder:

'Quarter Mile Method' (for those with electric stoves) - Heat up a quarter on the element of your stove till the quarter is glowing red hot. Have a tiny amount of Budder (an amount the size of a pin head or slightly larger) ready on the end of a long metal pin.

As soon as the quarter is glowing red hot, turn off the stove burner, and allow the quarter to cool SLIGHTLY, but only slightly (5 seconds).

Touch down the pin to the top of the quarter, and inhale the resulting smoke through your mouth. It helps to catch it all if you use a paper towel tube. Hold in the smoke for 15 seconds, then exhale and take a seat. Repeat if necessary.
Hot Knife Method - Heat up the tip of a single hot knife with a blowtorch, torch lighter, or gas stove. Then, allow it to cool slightly.

Hot Knife Method - Heat up the tip of a single hot knife with a blowtorch, torch lighter, or gas stove. Then, allow it to cool slightly.

Have a tiny amount of Budder ready on the end of a pin, touch it down onto the tip of the hot knife. Be sure to keep the blade of the knife flat, as Budder liquifies instantly when heated.

Budder looks and feels like ear wax! The more light golden color the more potent the budder is.
Average Smoker: 'why are you putting ear wax on that hot knife?'
Pro smoker: 'Why do you care? Want a hit?'
Average Smoker: 'sure'
Pro Smoker: 'here dude'
Average Smoker: *sucks in the thc* 'MAN, THATS THE BEST SHIT IVE EVER SMOKED!'
Pro Smoker: 'yea its like the ear wax of gods, it's called Budder'
by Turtlesmoker February 21, 2007
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Texas Bender

When a penis becomes so erect that it bends upward
While looking at porn Earl became so horny he started to stroke his texas bender
by Ticman October 5, 2011
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uckers badders

Bob: Remember my ex Holly?
Ben: She's uckers badders
by Goleeneiddit August 31, 2016
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