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When a penis becomes so erect that it bends upward

While looking at porn Earl became so horny he started to stroke his texas bender

by Ticman October 05, 2011

It is a place in the warehouse where everyone knows to meet to have a shutdown at the same time everyday...

I looked at my watch and noticed it was 2:50pm and said I got to get to Shutdown Alley to meet the gang for a shutdown...

by Ticman October 11, 2011

Shut it the fuck down

A Code name for when we get tired of doing our job and we need a break we use the term S.I.T.F.D.

by Ticman October 11, 2011