Jiggly Bears

A nonsensical word combo used along with ones inner chi to make someone mess up while performing an activity or condition in which one is prone to be able to get hurt.The words must be spoken at the right time and must be truly meant. Jiggly bears is a privelege, not a right. Those found using jiggly bears for harm may be arrested for criminal use of harmful words and can used against you in a court of law. Side effects include: getting punched by your friends, black eyes, broken jaws, torn muscles, and an inability to control your bowel movements. Please see your doctor or local physician to see if jiggly bears is right for you. There is a chance of dependency if used too much. Also the effects of the words may be lessened if over used. Do not operate heavy machinery while using these words. Do not use with alcohol or other drugs. There is scientific proof that by connecting to ones inner chi and using the correct annunciation of the words "jiggly bears" a psychilogical wave is sent out and messes up with a persons bodily functions. Thank you very much, ive been great.

Person 1 (standing on edge of diving board): Ima do a backflip.
Person 2: Jiggly Bears.
Person 1: Fuck i hit my head on the board.
Person 2: Why yes. You did.

by Joshua Roy Stanyer August 15, 2007

Anxiety Bears

A feeling of massive guilt or shame as if you murdered someone last night and forgot that you did it and the cops are coming to your house any minute.....But in reality all you did was spend $1,000 on a 3 day binder

Jay Fizz- "Hey Trav how you doing today, wanna go chase some tail at the mall?"

Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"

by The Gift1 October 10, 2009

Gummi Bears

An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus

Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.

by fireflybrowncoat September 30, 2012

gummy bears

A euphimism used in the description of cunnilingus used when trying not to gross out your associates when telling them illicit stories.

Dude, I love giving girls gummy bears!

by sage_4 April 3, 2006

Grundle Bears

A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.

At a percussion camp, our school's drumline make a huge Ziploc bag of Grundle Bears that the college counselors snacked down. Yummy.

by drumline April 11, 2006

THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION

1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)

"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"

"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"

"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"

by c-moc March 15, 2007

bearsiple

Element of bear

Element of disciple

Noun

Disciple of a beartard

A follower of foolish or disturbed forum poster

Bob always has to be king of the forums and his bearsiples are always at his side.

by Micks-clone May 17, 2009