BEATS

another word for parents

jeremiah wilson: hey sam longstone, you got a free house? i swear your beats are out?
sam longstone: nah they are but no one can come cause im going to butlins oh i mean centre parcs! hey u wana come??

by tim parker February 25, 2008

Beat

1)What Cameron Bouche receives from his mother when he’s been a naughty boy.
2)What Jack Clarkson receives if he’s been a good boy off his mother.

Ah ah Bouche I’m going to beat you.
Mummy I’m going to beat on you.

by JackTheMong April 23, 2019

Beat

Slang term meaning bad, or horrible. See wack.

"I had after school detention day for 2 hours. It was so beat."

by tbbbbbb. March 29, 2009

beating on

Jacking ON your tiny weewee.

Person 1: Dude, can you stop beating on so early in the morning? I can hear you moaning, your bed squeaking, your headboard slamming against the wall, and the angry relieved sigh that you give when you're satisfied and presumably blast your nasty shit all over your cum stained bed. I'm trying to get some sleep, dammit!

Person 2: I'm not beating on , Shaun. I'm getting some pussy, like a real man. You might want to try it sometime.

Person 1: Oh...

by letmetouchyourpp February 8, 2021

Beat

to be in a sorry state, un liked , unpopular , not cool , undesired, not what you want, jays life

tom: yo i broke my arm
ed: thats beat

by Spartan1320 August 3, 2007

Beatness

(Adj) the quality of being useless, annoying, bothersome, and generally incorrect

Esp. Describing an event, activity, or person

the latest research suggests that Tucker's beatness is the greatest threat to humanity

by doctorscience July 14, 2016

Beats

A person who is trash.

A person who is unreliable.

Why are you being a beats?!

John said he would run a race on Saturday and never showed up, what a beats

by DisciplinedMindTrading May 12, 2022