Bearsharktopus

The organic lovechild of a 3-way between a Bear, a Shark and an Octopus. Has all the awesome traits of each animal in one crossbreeding superior being.

"My coworker quit smoking and she's acting like a Bearsharktopus today!"

by Cross Breading Junkie September 24, 2009

Beatus Meatus

Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).

Random bababoey: I have fat luigi's pictures
Ultra bababoey : Aight let me commit beatus meatus

by Murtuza August 29, 2021

baruska

A baruska is a girl with a heart of gold. She is the best thing that will ever happen to u she will never leave you. She acts like a roadman but she is the most beautiful and caring person in ur life

You need Baruska, we all do.

by Fudge0121 October 5, 2018

Belarusian Fireball

A sex move in which the male pours lighter fluid into the anus of the female, lights in on fire, and promptly inserts his penis, thus lighting his dick on fire. The move can be extended by the male thereafter participating in flaming vaginal intercourse.

I tried to do a Belarusian Fireball last night, but my dick wouldn't catch.

by Llama66 October 13, 2019

Beanus

It can be a way of refering to people in a joking/friendly way, same meaning as "beans" in that sense. Plural for beanu

Look at them smol beanus, they're so cute
We're just sweet little beanus messing arround uwu

by Potato_human November 13, 2019

santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

Cummie Bears

Cum covered shit.

Let him cum inside you so you have some cummie bears to snack on later.

by Eatshitforbreakfast November 6, 2017