Beard Loaf

A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.

"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"

"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.

by mitbong January 5, 2013

Beard for license

The concept of growing a beard for a license picture so that bouncers and bartenders believe you are older than you actually are. Can then be applied to essentially anything that follows this form of "finesse."

<Friend> Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.

<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk

...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?

...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?

by BFLkindaguy November 4, 2018

Beard Pussy

The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.

Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?

by Manic Decree November 27, 2018

strike beard

A beard grown by an otherwise clean-shaven male on strike or cannot work because of a stike.

Due to professional obligations at his workplace he would not normally be able to sustain a scruffy look during the early stages required to grow a full beard.

Letterman's strike beard's more impressive than Conan's. It's more Grizzly Adams.

by danny boy 777 January 12, 2008

Wise Beard Man

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."

by Anon5858 January 11, 2009

comb your beard

A figure of speech whose potential meaning lies within a spectrum from be cool through to STFU.

Taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of Fox Network's X-Men animated series, by one Randy Hayes and one Xavier Nazario of My Way Productions.

'The Juggernaut' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."

by Sabine91 June 14, 2008

Beardfuck

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014