beardscrimination

When a person is knowingly discriminated against for having facial hair.

People who have beards may not work as restaurant servers. This is beardscrimination.

When a female won't kiss a man because hair is growing from his face. This is beardscrimination.

by once_a_fool September 2, 2013

Bertster

Is a very sweet guy, with a very loving heart. He is a hard worker and would do anything for anyone. He is also very handsome, the most handsome man you will ever see.

Check out that Bertster over there, he just saved that kitten stuck in the tree.

by fall243 October 2, 2013

beardspiration

1) to find inspiration in another's beard

2) excessive facial perspiration due to an abundance of facial hair induced by vigorous activity

1)That gentleman had some wicked chops, I was overwhelmed with beardspiration.

2)boyfriend: "I'm sorry sweat heart, here use this towel"
Girlfriend: " you got your gross beardspiration in my eye"

by Lou DuVal December 7, 2013

bandsters

high school nerds, playing in the band

Only real nerds and geeks will ever hang out with the bandsters. They are out of the range of the cool kids.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

bearders tongue

When giving oral sex to a female, the piece of skin connecting your tongue to your mouth splits.

I went down on her for at least four hours before bearders tongue set in.

by SeniorMus June 6, 2016

Beardspective

The perspective of a bearded man.

Because of one's beardspective he could see beyond racial indifference.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 12, 2016

Beanster

A very attractive girl

"Look at that absolute beanster over there"

by Joe2777 May 30, 2018