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wiener bearing 

Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.
Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.

beating the meat

beating the meat by Someone August 2, 2003

Breaking Up 

The worst frigging thing in the world. When a couple breaks up. When your bf/gf becomes an ass and you stop talking to them.
God breaking up sucks!

We're breaking up.

OMFG UR SUCH AN ASS
Breaking Up by Nora Moore January 24, 2009

Breaking Benjamin 

The best band ever, honestly, im not kidding, go out and listen to them, NOW!
"did you go to the Breaking Benjamin show last night?" "yeah man, i swear there the best band ever!"
Breaking Benjamin by Minolta March 23, 2004

Beaning Out

You know, flicking the bean

jilling out

rubbing the clit

female masturbation
"Hey, did you see Izzy last night? She was beaning out like crazy! Moaning like a siren!"
Beaning Out by Jigglyjay May 30, 2018

Unbirthday beatings 

Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.

These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.