It's funny because it's poisonous!

When your tripping real shrooms and some guy you dont like is tripping the bad kind of shrooms.

I hope your not laughing because this is my 1st time tripping shrooms.
No bitch it's funny because its poisonous.

by Matt Fox February 28, 2005

because you're asian

The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.

You know kung-fu because you're asian.

Why? Because, you're asian.

by MattPDX January 2, 2009

because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).

Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.

by phi December 5, 2004

Beausome

The act of being both beautiful and awesome with a little bit of boss. (noun)

Guy: Dude did you see my new kicks? They're beausome!

Girl: OMG look at the new kid! He's so beausome-ly hot.

Guy 2: Bro, I'm beausome to the max.
Girl 2: NO. Big ego's are not beausome.

by DelenaNac November 25, 2011

Because

It means whatever the person wants it to mean. It's a reason for everything.

Why don't you like that? ...Because

by ManWhore1 April 19, 2013

Becauseisaidso

Describes the basic reason for being told what to do, rational or not. Used by most parents.

Why must you do your chores? Becauseisaidso, that's why!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

Because They Can

One of the best bands in Australia! They are kickass not to mention the good looks from Jed James Jacko and Eddie

Jed James Jacko Eddie Because They Can

by because.elise.can August 21, 2011