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bea malven

to the girl i love, and made me realize who i am <3
by leafeon.eevee July 19, 2021
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Bea

The most beautiful girl in the ever-expanding universe. She's amazing in every way. She's intelligent, passionate, ambitious, and of course, very loving. Although, she does not love her boyfriend (Felix) more because he's the one writing this definition and so, therefore, it is absolute fact that he loves her more.
I love Bea so much! She's the bestest girlfriend ever.
by thepongiestpong November 13, 2022
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Bea Band

The bumpy hair pusher uper headband. They come in a variety of colors and patterns, and you can purchase them from various retailers (Temu, Amazon, etc.). The “Bea Band” rose to fame in the Arizona-Sonora Dorm, Sonora side, floor 8, room 819 by Bea.
Aliyah got Kendall and Bea pink and blue Bea Bands from Temu for $2!”
by TemuLover January 26, 2024
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Bea The Mini-Menace

The name of a character from the Beano comics in the UK, being the baby sister of Dennis the Menace (The British one). A kid known for many things, her Yellow and black onesie, her mass arson towards Softies (basically snooty assholes) , and also her rather infamous ability of being able to fart and/or shit herself on command to clear rooms and to fulfil the writer's severe fart fetish.

Like my guy, you ain't slick.

(I find her absolutely precious tho I cant lie I wanna plushie of her so bad lol x3)
"you remember Bea The Mini-Menace?"
"Yeah I can still smell her stinky ass from 'ere"
by GSJohn25 December 12, 2024
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Bea

Beatrice, goes by Bea, is a kind, caring, a little racist sometimes, pretty, and athletic girl. Sometimes she will call herself fat, even though she if FAR from it. Her curly brown hair, and hazel eyes make her able to get any guy she wants. Shes amazing, even if she doesn’t know it. She’s an amazing friend, and an even better girlfriend. She often makes self deprecating jokes when she is easily the prettiest and most funny girl out there. Every guy is jealous of her boyfriend, but she is loyal. She is very open with the people she is close with, and her friends know they can count on her to be there when they need it, and she knows she can count on them. Oh yeah, shes short too, but that just makes her even cuter.
Bea is amazing.
Person 1: Im gonna ask Bea out.
Billybob: Really? Shes had so many boyfriends.
Person 1: Yeah, but she wants to change and I believe she can. I want to spend the rest of my life with Bea.
Billybob: Alright man, good luck.
by RedNerdLovesMexican January 20, 2024
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Bea

The girl next door, the name of the most beautiful girl yet mysterious girl you’ll ever get the chance to meet maybe once or twice. She’s the girl you pray to god and dream daily about. Makes you nervous when you lock eyes with her while failing to make out words stuttering your every word. Keeps to herself only adding on to her mystifying life. Only when you get to meet her that you’ll truly grasp her alluring personality. Charming you with every detail of her as she opens up to you slowly. The kindest girl with a the biggest heart, so don't break it. She’ll change your life in the best way and you’ll thank her for it. So hold on tight and never let go.
Bea Bea Bea Bea Bea!
I wish I was friends with Bea.
I wonder what Bea's up to tonight?
Bea you make my day.
I want Bea's opinion on this!
by MD1234567890 November 23, 2021
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Bea

a dumb but super super funny girl who blocked her juniors
what happened to you?

she bea'd me

ooo
by beablockedme May 3, 2022
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